Parked my motorcycle, strolled in past the granny checking membership cards without showing her my membership card, took my sweatsuit off and casually tossed it on the exercise bike so no one else could use it, threw a couple plates** on the bench press, then switched CDs to get even more hyped:
Whatevs, tough guy. This...
...is as much a werkout as my normal routine:
So stop laughing. You're just jealous of the six pack I'd have if I ever exercised 72 straight days without eating.
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* A community center, actually
** Round like a plate but about 30 lbs lighter than what real werkouters would point to if you asked what a plate was
